Digital Minions

I’m a degenerate Ignorant and illiterate I can’t type without a spell checker I can write emails but not a letter My handwriting is illegible And my vocabulary is negligible Can’t survive without Internet My dear saviour is Autocorrect A tablet, computer, or a phone I need one or else I’m prone I need a translator and text to speech To keep my online news in easy reach We outsource our opinions Like obedient little minions Welcome to the digital age Welcome to the digital plague Are we even whole anymore? Or are we less than before?